Best Spam I got in a while
 

I've spent a lot of time at your website and I think your t-shirts are perfect for our stores. I especially like your DrBizzaro T-Shirts. We work hand in hand with the largest stores in the country, plus thousands of small to medium sized specialty businesses stretched across the U.S. If you want the opportunity to sell your products through major retailers like Sears, Macys, Robinsons May, Nordstrom, WalMart, Target, QVC, HSN, etc ... plus the
other 51005 gift stores, 11329 men's clothing stores, 39089 women's clothing stores, 7129 children's clothing stores, and over 24000 mail-order catalogs
... check us out at http://www---------.com
Sincerely,
Tracy Geller

Wow....my own DrBizzaro.com clothing line, featured at the likes of Sears, WalMart, Target, Macy's and Nordstroms?!?!
Now I know what Cheryl Tiegs felt like when Sears contacted her.

Although even I would draw the line at putting my shirts in 7129 children's clothing stores. Shame on you, Tracy Geller. I know you spend a lot of time at my site, but even I know better then to even suggest something like that.

Yeah I could see the Dr Bizzaro children's tops right next to the matching Martha Stewart pants.


|couch|

At the risk of sounding Clintonesque, when she states that she spent a lot of time at your site, how is she defining "a lot"? 3.3seconds? No, even that is long enough to figure out that it isn't quite right for kids.

Personally, I would skip allowing someone else to push your clothing line, and just go ahead and open your own franchised retail shops. Then you could sell novelties as well.
Eisle 1 - thongs&hot pants
Eisle 2 - frisbees&yo-yo's
Eisle 3 - 20 inch double headed dongs.

The sky is the limit.

HEY! I would definitely wear a Dr Bizzaro shirt with pride.

I have a DrBizzaro t-shirt, too bad it doesn't cover my gut :D

Dr B - did you reply to her?

I would love to see her face when she realises what a mistake it was to put that childrens line in the there!

I once contacted Walmart to get a shirt in their stores.. what a headache, I canned the whole idea... just for the record it wasnt porn shirts.

Terry

Nordstrom is the only place on that list that is worthy of the great Dr. B. line of clothing that doesn't cover the average beer belly.

When she says she spent a lot of time on your site, she Really meant to say her email harvesting software did. |jester|

hahaha so true!