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Tobbe 2004-05-27 04:38 PM

I would really love you guys if you could help me!
 
Okey im pretty new on this board and pretty new to the link list business but im currently working on my 1st one :)

im from sweden so i would like to get a little help on descriptions for my categories.
i really suck on those..

so if you have any good description for those categories out with it ! i would really appreaciate it :)

Amaters -
Anal -
Anime/Hentai -
Asian -
Ass -
BBW -
Big Dick -
Big Tits -
Bisexual -
Blowjob -
Bondage -
Cumshot -
Ebony - when you go black you never come back
Fetish -
Gay -
Group Sex -
Hairy -
Hardcore -
Indian -
Interracial -
Latina -
Lesbian -
Mature -
Panties -
Pornstars -
Shemale -
Spanking -
Teens -
Voyeur -

Thanx to all the serious replies! |waves|

security_man 2004-05-27 04:44 PM

are you asking for us to do the desciptions for you or are you just asking for definitions so that you can come up with your own?

actually the best thing to do would be to put up what you think would be good and then let folks critique them. We can make sure they make sense etc...

i like your desctipt of ebony tho... i use it on mine LOL

Tobbe 2004-05-27 04:51 PM

okey i will try to come up with some dirty descritions :)
yeh that black one is the only one i got from my head :)

Greenguy 2004-05-27 04:55 PM

"Ebony - when you go black you never come back"

What if you're already black?

Stop thinking like a white guy :D

security_man 2004-05-27 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
"Ebony - when you go black you never come back"

What if you're already black?

Stop thinking like a white guy :D

HEY! i resemble that remark :p

how bout the westly snippes quote "ever play roulette? Always bet on black!" :D

Cleo 2004-05-27 05:03 PM

Hmmm… I'm a mixed race bisexual, I'm so confused some days. :D
|couch|

Fonz 2004-05-27 05:05 PM

Teens - fart after eating beans

Cleo 2004-05-27 05:11 PM

BBW - Big Beached Wales

Indian - The other dark meat

Pornstars - I fuck for money

Cumshot - Just Plan nasty

Shemale - The Other Sex

Bisexual - I'll fuck anything human

Ass - The end

security_man 2004-05-27 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
Ass - The end
ROFL NICE!!!!!!

Torn Rose 2004-05-27 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
Hmmm… I'm a mixed race bisexual, I'm so confused some days. :D
|couch|

Wow.... I am so turned on right now....

|waves|

MrMaryLou 2004-05-27 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
BBW - Big Beached Wales

Indian - The other dark meat

Pornstars - I fuck for money

Cumshot - Just Plan nasty

Shemale - The Other Sex

Bisexual - I'll fuck anything human

Ass - The end


Not BBW - Big Beached Wales

But should be BBW - More Cushin For The Pushin

Cleo 2004-05-27 10:19 PM

Somehow I knew you would have a comment on that. LOL

Asian - Me fuck you long time long time long time long time…

Voyeur - Out of focus content goes here

Amaters - It's the default on most submit forms so everything goes here

Panties - What are these?

Big Dick - Photoshoped images for your amazement

Mature - OMG, it's me

Useless 2004-05-27 10:41 PM

Spanking-What you are doing right now
Big Tits-Plastic Surgeon General approved
Anime-Cause Bugs Bunny is so damned hot

Smoothie 2004-05-27 11:34 PM

Tobbe,

You seem to have a pretty fair command of English so I would just recommend to use your imagination and use plenty of good keywords in your descriptions....more or less just like any website you build.

Tobbe 2004-05-28 07:33 PM

okey well i will try to do that and then you guys can take a look at it later on :) thanx for all the replys! :)

|waves|

kristian 2004-05-28 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
BBW - Big Beached Wales

The welsh might resemble that remark :D

dareutwo 2004-05-28 08:01 PM

Quote:

Hmmm… I'm a mixed race bisexual, I'm so confused some days
I know what you mean Cleo :)

Try explaining to interracial kids their nationality... we stopped counting at 39.
When asked their race the kids now simply say "human".
Believe it or not, they don't get asked about it... lol

Tommy 2004-05-28 08:18 PM

when you go black you never come back - thats really bad
maybe try something more original

Latina - Fence Hoppers
ebony - welfare ho's
Asian - slant eye sluts

Linkster 2004-05-28 08:31 PM

Tommy - :) as usual short and sweet sales text

take a look at the boxcovers on DVDS or videos and look at the short descriptions they use to entice sales - it'll give ya a good idea of what sells (or in this case gets surfers to click thru)

Toni KatVixen 2004-05-28 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrMaryLou
But should be BBW - More Cushin For The Pushin
I use that description of myself during my shows........& they aren't going to get any bruises off of these bones. |boobies|

Tommy 2004-05-28 08:46 PM

Hey Linkster how ya been

ya know a tgp with really racial decriptions could be funny

Linkster 2004-05-28 09:47 PM

Tommy :) sure would - especially if its done with the right humor - sorta like the old Don Rickels stuff that would offend everyone - I always thought Rudebitch did a good job with her TGP and this could be a good expansion idea - Ill see if I have an offensive domain laying around LOL |jester|

Cleo 2004-05-28 09:51 PM

politicallyincorrectporn.com is available.

Linkster 2004-05-28 10:33 PM

well - I do have racialtgp.com :)

Warning: Some content here may be offensive - oh well |jester|
If you don't like it or don't know what satire is - LEAVE!

Racial TGP - everything from blonde airheads to foodstamp fuckers, Humpme Dumpme babes to hot pepper taco pussy



Had to post this one:
What does an Australian girl use for protection during sex?

A bus shelter

greengurl 2004-05-30 11:25 PM

when it comes to PANTIES . . . . . .

it means you have to include pics of gays wearing panties, while having anal sex with the other gay . . . . .


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