July 1: PussyCash last daily fact contest for $750...Enter to Win!!!
 

Every day we're giving out different cash prizes - and being that today is the LAST day of the PussyCash fact competition, we're giving out $500 for the best reply and $250 for the best reply to another webmaster's quote! This fact's pretty amazing so get ready...


Here's the 7th fact:



PussyCash is giving 100 affiliates a GRAND TOTAL OF $60,000 in expenses paid to go to Internext!


Reply to this fact according to contest rules,

and you could be one of today's winners!


*Don't forget to add your PussyCash Username to every
post in order to be eligible to win.
If you don't have a username, register now at
PussyCash



To learn more about the PussyCash Internext promotion, click here



Good luck & have fun!

|bananna|

PussyCash is giving 100 affiliates a GRAND TOTAL OF $60,000 in expenses paid to go to Internext!

August 15, 2004
Hollywood, Florida: Organisers at the 2004 Internext Expo were stunned today when wide-eyed webmaster Floyd P. Coltrane came close to enjoying himself to death.

“We couldn’t believe it,” said show manager Renee Johnston. “I’ve seen people have fun before, but it’s going to take plastic surgery to get that smile off his face.”

Mr Coltrane was one of the winners of the PussyCash $60,000 Internext promotion and had been treated to a $200 flight to Florida, a free pass to the expo, and an invitation to the PussyCash party.

“I had a blast,” Mr Coltrane told reporters from his bed at the Paris Hilton Memorial Hospital for the Terminally Grinning. “I’ve never had so much fun in all my life, not since that time when I overdosed on laughing gas at the dentist. I think one of my testicles may have exploded toward the end of the party, but it was worth it.”

Doctors are fearful that other patients may need treatment in the days to come. “I hear there are 99 others out there who are in a similar condition to this man,” said Dr. Brian Luxury-Yacht. “It’s going to put a terrible strain on my nurses.”

Directors at PussyCash agreed that, while they could be held morally responsible for happiness overdoses in some of their webmasters, any cases of exploding testicles were outside their jurisdiction.

grandmascrotum

PussyCash is giving 100 affiliates a GRAND TOTAL OF $60,000 in expenses paid to go to Internext!

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who carried home cash in a bucket
He said his great stash
Came from PussyCash
A program so good you could
fundamentally change the way you do business and make a substantial amount of money, not to mention win one of 100 free trips to Internext.

grandmascrotum

PussyCash is giving 100 affiliates a GRAND TOTAL OF $60,000 in expenses paid to go to Internext!

So, PussyCash had barrels and barrels of money just sitting around from their outrageously successful ImLive sites. They didn't know what the hell to do with it all. Someone said, 'Hey - let's give it back to the webmasters who helped us earn it.' Another voice replied, 'Those guys are already filthy rich with the cash they got by promoting our sites.' The room was silent. Then, 'I know! We'll pay for a shit load of them to go to Internext. We'll pay for their Expo Pass, invite them to our huge party, throw in some cash for the flight, and even get rooms for the ones who send the most signups.' They all agreed. All they had left to do was get Adam out of the vault, where he spends his days just rolling around in the money.


whoring

PussyCash is giving 100 affiliates a GRAND TOTAL OF $60,000 in expenses paid to go to Internext!

Holy shit... either PussyCash team is fucking crazy or they wanna be Mother Teresa of Calcutta successors. I think the smell of pussy twisted their brains and they are giving away all cash they can

fatb0y

PussyCash is giving 100 affiliates a GRAND TOTAL OF $60,000 in expenses paid to go to Internext!

Classified: Eyes Only
Official Report: PussyCash War Room
Extensive intelligence reports and satellite imagery show the possibility of hidden arsenals of Weapons of Ass Destruction (WAD) at the upcoming Internext convention in Florida. The PussyCash excutive branch and the PussyCash militant wing have agreed that something must be done about the WAD or the convention will become a big pain in the ass for everyone attending. Literally. PussyCash's treasury has allotted a $60,000 budget to finance an attack on Internext and it has been agreed that only the finest trained and porn-hardened webmasters should be sent on this mission.

Mission Details:
PussyCash Commandos shall travel inconspicuously to Internext. They must make all attempts to keep their cover during their reconnoiter. This may include consuming generous amounts of alcohol, sunbathing, swimming, and drunken table dancing at inappropriate locations. Urinating in hotel lobby rubber tree pots is also considered and excellent cover.
They shall gather at the big PussyCash party and enjoy themselves for several hours.
The Commandos should engage in 'meet & greet' type reconnaisance with other adult webmasters from around the world.
They should also use their Internet Expo Pass to gain access to all areas of the convention.

***Everything within the elite webmasters' abilities must be done before this unknown enemy releases his WAD on the unsuspecting crowd.

Your mission:
Send quality traffic to ImLive.com and prove that you are amongst the elite. Await further orders from PussyCash HQ.

This message will self-arouse in five seconds.


whoring |waves|

Today's competition is over

Thanks to everyone who took place in it, to see who are the winners for the fact contest click here

That was the Last Fact competition now on to
Internext |bananna|

I'm a Winner!!!
I'm a Winner!!!
I'm a Winner!!!
I'm a Winner!!!
I'm a Winner!!!
I'm a Winner!!!

My mom will be so proud!|bananna|

Thanks Adam. And thank you GG&Jim for giving me a forum to properly express my linguistic artistry.