Emails - they just don't work, do they.
 

Just a heads up.

I'm now switching to smoke signals and messages in bottles.

Emails just don't seem to work anymore!

They get lost in the ocean of spam. :(

With me I've got my spam filters set so high that they sometimes get flagged as spam and I never see them.

Even if they do end up in my inbox I sometimes hit the spam button if it looks like spam in the first few words that I read without read the whole mail.

Spammers and e-mail viruses have ruined e-mail. :(

If I were at all paranoid I'd thnk that people were ignoring me.

Hello!

Anybody there!

It's me!

I worry that I am missing emails and/or that others are missing mine. Spam has made life hard for so many. :(