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Forum: Chit Chat 2008-03-13, 09:53 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 6,253
Posted By Useless
Yes - the girl that YOU put on my lap. You know,...

Yes - the girl that YOU put on my lap. You know, the only one at the bar dressed like the type of prostitute who gives $10 blowjobs in parking lots.
|waves|
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-03-12, 10:22 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,370
Posted By Useless
Happy birthday, Ramster. |party

Happy birthday, Ramster. |party
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2008-03-12, 10:13 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 10,347
Posted By Useless
Ok, time for some constructive criticism before...

Ok, time for some constructive criticism before you kill your young link list.

Don't be so prickish in your reviewing. What are you giving back? Trust me, Curt. I've done that with a small,...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-03-11, 06:34 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,149
Posted By Useless
She's a grown woman. Maybe if she would have...

She's a grown woman. Maybe if she would have willing to get a bit more kinky at home, poor Elliot wouldn't have to spend her shoe money on a piece of strange. Next time she'll be willing to wear that...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-03-11, 06:21 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 6,253
Posted By Useless
Take another look at this thread. YOUR thread. I...

Take another look at this thread. YOUR thread. I don't even have a sig. Take a look at my posting activity. I have posted more often in this thread than I have across the entire board for a couple of...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-03-11, 03:01 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 6,253
Posted By Useless
Depends on the girl, I suppose. Oh, let me...

Depends on the girl, I suppose.

Oh, let me translate for you:
dpends on the gurl i spose.
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2008-03-11, 02:58 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,523
Posted By Useless
Yeah, I it brought way up above the one thread...

Yeah, I it brought way up above the one thread that was above it.

My name is Useless, not useless.
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-03-11, 02:30 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 6,253
Posted By Useless
Now if we can get you to capitalize the first...

Now if we can get you to capitalize the first letter each word and names, so that you don't appear to be a 16 year-old girl editing her MySpace page, we'll be off to a wonderful fresh start. |thumb
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Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2008-03-11, 01:54 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,523
Posted By Useless
Gee, there's a selling point. Where do I sign up?...

Gee, there's a selling point. Where do I sign up?

When I launch a program, remind me to mention that I post on webmaster boards.

BTW - don't fear the comma. The comma is your friend.
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2008-03-11, 01:49 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,041
Posted By Useless
I said the same thing yesterday. ;)...

I said the same thing yesterday. ;) (http://www.pervespace.com/xxx-links/i-fuck-colorado-amateurs-3731.html).
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-03-11, 12:16 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,149
Posted By Useless
Or a young male animal. That would have been a...

Or a young male animal. That would have been a hat trick.

My only issue is that Elliot Spitzer, as the Attorney General, was such a holier than thou person. He seemed to detest all of the law...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-03-11, 12:07 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 6,253
Posted By Useless
Proves your point? What point? Advice? I...

Proves your point? What point?

Advice? I already gave you advice. Fix your sig.
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-03-11, 12:05 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 6,253
Posted By Useless
Search this board for jokes. If you really...

Search this board for jokes.

If you really feel the need to be perceived as funny, say something witty when replying to other threads. Interact. Communicate. But for the love sweet baby Jesus,...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-03-11, 11:59 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 6,253
Posted By Useless
And FIX YOUR GODDAMN SIG. It's hard to be an...

And FIX YOUR GODDAMN SIG. It's hard to be an effective sig whore when aren't bright enough to realize that you don't have a sig.
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-03-08, 12:41 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,025
Posted By Useless
Happy birthday, Emmy |headbang|

Happy birthday, Emmy |headbang|
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2008-03-08, 12:38 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,870
Posted By Useless
Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day with...

Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day with George Clooney's line from O Brother, Where Art Thou? stuck in my head. "I am the paterfamilias." I may need to rent that film and watch it today. "The...
Forum: Newbie Questions 2008-03-08, 11:02 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,878
Posted By Useless
I don't think the Iframe should or could be a...

I don't think the Iframe should or could be a problem. It's not any different than embedding any other outside content on to your page. Well, it is different in that SEs can read and follow the...
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2008-03-08, 10:34 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,870
Posted By Useless
I would list it, but I would insult the submitter...

I would list it, but I would insult the submitter within the description. Yes, I do that. |shocking|
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2008-03-06, 03:02 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,163
Posted By Useless
I used to be completely anti-tube, no matter if...

I used to be completely anti-tube, no matter if it was legal or packed full of stolen movies. I've changed my stance on that. I don't at all mind or care about legal tube sites. I don't think I would...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2008-03-04, 05:40 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 6,045
Posted By Useless
You know, I've actually wondered if some programs...

You know, I've actually wondered if some programs know that their product is so good, that they prefer to buy off affiliates with a quick PPS rather than share the ever-lasting rewards. I wouldn't...
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2008-03-04, 02:03 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,020
Posted By Useless
It'll be a second submission.

It'll be a second submission.
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2008-03-04, 02:02 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 6,045
Posted By Useless
I actually agree with that when it comes to...

I actually agree with that when it comes to certain sponsors. I think that there are programs built with zero intention of attempting to retain or even appease the member. They're entire focus is the...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-03-04, 09:36 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,417
Posted By Useless
Traditionally, people use punctuation and...

Traditionally, people use punctuation and capitalization so that the rest of us have some idea where their fucking sentences begin and end.
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-03-04, 09:34 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,395
Posted By Useless
I guess this helps explain Toby's post in this...

I guess this helps explain Toby's post in this thread (http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/showthread.php?t=45834).

Nice work, Simon. |thumb
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-03-04, 01:31 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,720
Posted By Useless
After half an hour at Babelfish, running that...

After half an hour at Babelfish, running that first post through the translator in all the languages available, I still couldn't find a way to make it "hilarious." If did look sort of funny when...
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