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Forum: Chit Chat 2018-01-25, 09:47 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,736
Posted By Useless
It's about 5:30 am here and I am deeply opposed...

It's about 5:30 am here and I am deeply opposed to being upright at this time of day, but that dog, for the first time ever, decided that she needed to go outside at 5, so here I fucking am.

I...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2018-01-25, 09:20 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,403
Posted By Useless
Very cool! Congratulations. |thumb

Very cool! Congratulations. |thumb
Forum: Chit Chat 2018-01-24, 01:20 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,342
Posted By Useless
I smuggled drugs out of Mexico yesterday. |thumb ...

I smuggled drugs out of Mexico yesterday. |thumb

Okay, in actuality, I purchased the perfectly legal anti-depressant I have been on for 7 years or so. Then, at customs, they asked what I had, and...
Forum: Chit Chat 2018-01-23, 11:37 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,700
Posted By Useless
My butt itches. |waves| I am now camped...

My butt itches. |waves|

I am now camped about 2,000 feet from Mexico. I walked the short distance to the border yesterday, you know, for giggles. Very unexciting. During the night, I could see...
Forum: Chit Chat 2018-01-22, 05:36 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,421
Posted By Useless
Wacky. |crazy|

Wacky. |crazy|
Forum: Chit Chat 2018-01-22, 05:35 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,421
Posted By Useless
Her asshole brother is a born again christian,...

Her asshole brother is a born again christian, but I think he's a baptist. Or a methodist. Or just a total asshole-ist. If she requires a list of sins for her redemption, she should ask me. :D
Forum: Chit Chat 2018-01-22, 01:14 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,421
Posted By Useless
I have been camping in the same place for 14...

I have been camping in the same place for 14 days, so it is time to move on down the road. I'll be heading to a bit of public land just north of the Mexican border and camping there for awhile. Maybe...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2018-01-22, 01:01 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,925
Posted By Useless
It has been years since I have read anything...

It has been years since I have read anything positive about a program. Nice! |jackinthe
Forum: Chit Chat 2018-01-20, 11:55 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,883
Posted By Useless
Last night, I was taking my idiot puppy for a...

Last night, I was taking my idiot puppy for a walk when I stopped to talk to a couple of my "neighbors" here in the desert. I dropped her leash and put down the flashlight so I could check my phone....
Forum: Chit Chat 2018-01-19, 12:58 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,553
Posted By Useless
Hey youz! Just another day in the desert....

Hey youz!

Just another day in the desert. Nothing eventful happened here yesterday to report. This morning, though, my dog farted, then looked shocked at her butt. So, that's something.

I have...
Forum: Chit Chat 2018-01-19, 12:52 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,495
Posted By Useless
Happy birthday, you old fuck! |greenguy|

Happy birthday, you old fuck! |greenguy|
Forum: Chit Chat 2018-01-18, 12:42 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,605
Posted By Useless
I had a few beers around a small fire with a...

I had a few beers around a small fire with a couple of guys here last night. After on guy left, we wandered around the camp and found a bunch of people still laughing and partying, with a young dude...
Forum: Chit Chat 2018-01-17, 01:40 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,602
Posted By Useless
Are they a family of 15, each driving their own...

Are they a family of 15, each driving their own limo? Fucking insane.

I'm still bored in Arizona, but I don't need to be anywhere until mid February when I spend a four day weekend with that...
Forum: Chit Chat 2018-01-16, 11:06 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,216
Posted By Useless
Is the wife hating you for being in this weather?...

Is the wife hating you for being in this weather? :D
Forum: Chit Chat 2018-01-16, 12:11 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,216
Posted By Useless
I'm enjoying another beautiful and wonderfully...

I'm enjoying another beautiful and wonderfully dull morning in the desert. This goddamn puppy is whoring for my attention right now by chewing on me and grabbing things out of the trash when I ignore...
Forum: Chit Chat 2018-01-15, 12:08 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,366
Posted By Useless
Good morning, lovers. |waves| I have been on...

Good morning, lovers. |waves|

I have been on the road roaming about this shithole country for a few months in my homemade camper. I'm currently at a rendezvous in Arizona, which is a lot like a...
Forum: Chit Chat 2017-11-14, 10:35 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,370
Posted By Useless
I'm still freezing my BALLS off in Upstate, NY....

I'm still freezing my BALLS off in Upstate, NY. As Greenie knows from my Facebook posts, I'm having some trailer issues. I wanted to add brakes to my handy, little homemade camper. Well, the axles...
Forum: Chit Chat 2017-11-08, 10:02 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,794
Posted By Useless
After getting my truck and camper stuck in the...

After getting my truck and camper stuck in the mud yesterday, today is looking really good. The clouds are finally gone and the sun is beating down on my solar panels. Thank fuck I bought that little...
Forum: Chit Chat 2017-11-02, 09:29 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,403
Posted By Useless
I'm very cozy camping at my new spot along a...

I'm very cozy camping at my new spot along a massive creek which leads to Saratoga Lake. There are a few houses across the creek from me, but they must be summer homes because there haven't been any...
Forum: Chit Chat 2017-10-30, 07:17 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,741
Posted By Useless
Fucking Monday, October 30th

Good morning, buddies! |waves|

I have been awake since 3:40am, so I have been drinking coffee, doing my dishes, and shoving shit in my available cupboard space because I'm tired of moving around...
Forum: Chit Chat 2017-10-30, 07:10 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,331
Posted By Useless
Too true.

Too true.
Forum: Chit Chat 2017-10-30, 07:08 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,231
Posted By Useless
Nice! The realtor of my choice, who I had known...

Nice! The realtor of my choice, who I had known since I was teenager, died a couple of years ago, so I was searching for his friend (another agent) when I stumbled upon a name I knew. I had actually...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2017-10-30, 07:03 AM
Replies: 326
Views: 81,355
Posted By Useless
LOL Blast from the past. Ah, the good ol' days....

LOL Blast from the past. Ah, the good ol' days. |cheers|
Forum: Chit Chat 2017-10-27, 10:34 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,267
Posted By Useless
I feel fine. |thumb I may have slept through...

I feel fine. |thumb

I may have slept through the entire night, minus one trip to the piss jug, for the first time since I moved into this contraption. I should be able to get my toilet installed...
Forum: Chit Chat 2017-10-26, 10:45 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,309
Posted By Useless
Good morning! |waves| I'm enjoying another...

Good morning! |waves|

I'm enjoying another cozy morning here, eating oatmeal and sipping coffee while watching TV in my micro home. I now have running water to my sink, which is awfully fucking...
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