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Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2007-01-22, 07:19 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,815
Posted By Useless
When you no longer have to ask questions like...

When you no longer have to ask questions like that.
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2007-01-22, 02:17 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,401
Posted By Useless
The sole purpose of the warning page on a free...

The sole purpose of the warning page on a free site is to have a place for reciprocal links and 3 more ads. The moment SEs drop all internal pages and only bot/cache pages named 'index.html' I'll...
Forum: Chit Chat 2007-01-22, 02:11 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,948
Posted By Useless
Can I quote you on that? Oh, I just did.

Can I quote you on that? Oh, I just did.
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2007-01-22, 09:05 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,815
Posted By Useless
Think about it. Why do link lists go...

Think about it.

Why do link lists go partner-only?

Become an experienced free site submitter. Create a good reputation for yourself here. Make sure that the majority of your posts aren't in...
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2007-01-21, 09:15 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 5,167
Posted By Useless
My HTML validator tells me to change my <br> to...

My HTML validator tells me to change my <br> to <br />. That's all I know. ;) It also tells me to end my <img> with />, so I do that now too.
<img src="slag.jpg" />
Forum: I'm Looking For....... 2007-01-21, 09:12 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,650
Posted By Useless
Simon has him ballgagged in his basement. ...

Simon has him ballgagged in his basement.

Gimp is an open source graphics editor inspired by the insanely over-priced Adobe Photoshop. It's very popular in the *nix community. I've seen people say...
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2007-01-21, 01:23 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 5,167
Posted By Useless
Don't fear the code! Make the code fear you! ...

Don't fear the code! Make the code fear you!

Anyway, browsers are sensitive about what follows an image - any image.

Change:
<img src="gallery-1_files/banner4.jpg" border="0" height="160"...
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2007-01-21, 05:02 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,976
Posted By Useless
|newbie| If I rejected every submission with a...

|newbie|
If I rejected every submission with a typo in the title or description, I wouldn't have much to list. :( With the amount of description editing a reviewer does, there's little point to...
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2007-01-20, 09:30 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 5,167
Posted By Useless
The answer is YES. ;) You don't have to call it...

The answer is YES. ;) You don't have to call it licker.css. Mine is named cunt.css. Don't believe me? View my source! Anita's Dirty Pillows...
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2007-01-20, 09:24 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,976
Posted By Useless
My head began to hurt when I thought about this....

My head began to hurt when I thought about this. |loony| What happens if any of those words happen to be the first word in the title? This is a question for cd34 - not me. |bow|
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2007-01-20, 09:21 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,976
Posted By Useless
I'll say again, using proper English should not...

I'll say again, using proper English should not be a problem - unless of course the reviewer is partially illiterate. Is it possble to be partially illiterate? I don't know. Maybe I am, and that's...
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2007-01-20, 04:18 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 5,167
Posted By Useless
Well you can drastically reduce the amount of...

Well you can drastically reduce the amount of code in the <head> by saving your CSS info onto it's own page, then referencing it in the <head> with something like this:
<link rel="stylesheet"...
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2007-01-20, 01:27 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 5,167
Posted By Useless
For that, I would simply add a:link,...

For that, I would simply add

a:link, a:active, a:visited, a:hover{
font-size: 14px;
color: #feff01;
font-family: Arial;
text-decoration: underline;
font-weight: bold
}
to your style...
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2007-01-20, 12:46 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 5,167
Posted By Useless
Licker, change your Doctype to <!DOCTYPE HTML...

Licker, change your Doctype to <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> to resolve both of those issues. (Kill that 'loose' part.)
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2007-01-20, 10:58 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 5,167
Posted By Useless
No, not if the recips are constructed of tables...

No, not if the recips are constructed of tables and tds without their own specific class set. Preacher is the expert - I'm just a hack, but since I'm awake and he's busy enjoying the wonderful...
Forum: Chit Chat 2007-01-19, 11:14 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,614
Posted By Useless
When did you fuckers go NATS? |huh On that...

When did you fuckers go NATS? |huh

On that Ice Cube video - did you guys hire the camera man from the Saddam hanging?
Forum: Chit Chat 2007-01-19, 10:32 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,478
Posted By Useless
Jimmy Norton has an even funnier ringtone, but I...

Jimmy Norton has an even funnier ringtone, but I couldn't find it. It's his voice repeatedly yelling, "I have k*ddie porn on my computer!"
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2007-01-19, 10:11 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,976
Posted By Useless
Only if I can patent some PHP written by someone...

Only if I can patent some PHP written by someone smarter than I.

$site_title = ucwords($site_title);
$site_descrip = strtolower($site_descrip);
$site_descrip = ucfirst($site_descrip);
Forum: Chit Chat 2007-01-19, 10:05 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,478
Posted By Useless
One of my favorite quotes happens to make an...

One of my favorite quotes happens to make an excellent ringtone.

Turn up your volume to maximum first. :D
Then...
http://www.uselesswarrior.com/pickup.mp3 - Little Jimmy Norton
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2007-01-19, 09:54 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 5,167
Posted By Useless
On the second one, change: .left-links { width:...

On the second one, change:
.left-links { width: 105px; background-color: #7E3517; text-align: left; padding: 1px 1px 1px 2px; }
to:
.left-links { line-height: .9; width: 105px; background-color:...
Forum: Chit Chat 2007-01-19, 09:11 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,478
Posted By Useless
"I was posting on another board and they just let...

"I was posting on another board and they just let all the shit through, sig whores making tons of useless posts, what a waste of time and junk to wade through." ronnie...
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2007-01-19, 08:49 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,976
Posted By Useless
Using proper English should not be a problem.

Using proper English should not be a problem.
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2007-01-19, 03:22 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,627
Posted By Useless
Shhhh! I was trying to be nice. ;) I've created...

Shhhh! I was trying to be nice. ;)
I've created 3 other link sites from scratch since WW and none of them have been modelled after it. I do get a few SE hits for people searching for "tgp" each day...
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2007-01-19, 11:43 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,412
Posted By Useless
I've never done it, but I am a lazy fuck. Of...

I've never done it, but I am a lazy fuck. Of course, I haven't purchased that much content because I'm also a cheap fuck. ;) It's a decent practice from a branding point-of-view and it may lead a few...
Forum: Chit Chat 2007-01-19, 09:48 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 6,363
Posted By Useless
Ohhh...can I watch? Yum! Happy birthday your...

Ohhh...can I watch? Yum!

Happy birthday your Green-ness. Many happy spankings.
|happybirt
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