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Forum: Chit Chat 2020-06-12, 02:00 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,457
Posted By Useless
Are you proposing to me? No - just a couple...

Are you proposing to me?

No - just a couple of these beauties (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0829WGK49/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1) and software called iSpy.
Forum: Chit Chat 2020-06-11, 12:02 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,457
Posted By Useless
I installed a couple of security cameras on the...

I installed a couple of security cameras on the front porch; one watching the porch itself, and the other watching that problematic parking lot where the nightly partying take place. For some reason,...
Forum: Chit Chat 2020-06-08, 11:05 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,474
Posted By Useless
I am thinking about calling the City today to ask...

I am thinking about calling the City today to ask why the property next to me still has a religious tax exemption despite the church burning down three years ago. Their parking lot has recently...
Forum: Chit Chat 2020-06-07, 12:01 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,178
Posted By Useless
My upper back hurts. This whole aging thing...

My upper back hurts. This whole aging thing sucks. I am displeased. |banghead|

I pulled the big PC off my camper and booted it for the first time in over two years on Friday. After a mere thirty...
Forum: Chit Chat 2020-06-06, 02:18 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,396
Posted By Useless
Goddamn, happy birthday to him! Enjoy that hose,...

Goddamn, happy birthday to him! Enjoy that hose, deepthroat. |cheers|
Forum: Chit Chat 2020-06-06, 02:16 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,396
Posted By Useless
I woke up at 8 am, made a pot of coffee, had...

I woke up at 8 am, made a pot of coffee, had three sips, then fell asleep on the couch. But here I am, awake again like a big boy.

It sounds like there is about to be a minor shake-up at work....
Forum: Chit Chat 2020-06-05, 12:46 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,543
Posted By Useless
Do these fucking cops even realize that their...

Do these fucking cops even realize that their aggression and use of unneeded force is the route cause of the protests? Jesus Christ! |banghead|

I bent some metal shelving and dropped a bunch of...
Forum: Chit Chat 2020-06-04, 12:04 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,524
Posted By Useless
Look at all of you OLD men talking about your...

Look at all of you OLD men talking about your future naps. |boobies| (I'm jealous)

I haven't been paying attention. Is the world still in chaos?

It's just another hot day here. That's what it...
Forum: Chit Chat 2020-06-03, 08:03 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,663
Posted By Useless
She has stopped asking me to take my mask off, so...

She has stopped asking me to take my mask off, so that's a possibility.
Forum: Chit Chat 2020-06-03, 12:31 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,663
Posted By Useless
I have been using that excuse for decades....

I have been using that excuse for decades. |greenguy|

At work, I have been trying to flirt with a 90 pound Vietnamese woman, but it's not going well. I don't know how to flirt. Plus, I'm never...
Forum: Chit Chat 2020-06-02, 12:22 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,593
Posted By Useless
Other than an ongoing pandemic, major recession,...

Other than an ongoing pandemic, major recession, historically high unemployment, a race war, being on the precipice of martial law, and an unwin-able trade war with China, everything appears to be...
Forum: Chit Chat 2020-06-02, 02:52 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,899
Posted By Useless
Hey there, stranger! |waves|

Hey there, stranger! |waves|
Forum: Chit Chat 2020-06-01, 12:43 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,899
Posted By Useless
I prefer to set neighbor's cars on fire, that way...

I prefer to set neighbor's cars on fire, that way it doesn't affect my taxes.
|cheers|

I have been trying to get my mother to set up Zelle on her bank account so I can send her money, but a task...
Forum: Chit Chat 2020-05-31, 05:04 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,575
Posted By Useless
I think what really needed right now during a...

I think what really needed right now during a recession AND pandemic is massive rioting and senseless destruction. Fucking hell.

I'm taking a break from Facebook so I don't get too pissed off at...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2020-05-27, 02:26 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 5,122
Posted By Useless
Life is such a shit show. He was an old school...

Life is such a shit show. He was an old school SEO guy. Very helpful and always willing to discuss ideas.
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2020-03-02, 01:59 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,868
Posted By Useless
I have been using FlashFXP for many, many years....

I have been using FlashFXP for many, many years. It's not free, but you can use it for free for quite awhile without any feature loss. I think it costs only $29 or something like that. I haven't...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2020-02-23, 05:47 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,063
Posted By Useless
I check out her Instagram once in awhile because...

I check out her Instagram once in awhile because she's hot, but I never bothered to follow because of heavy use of filters.

Anyway, I would go with three large thumbs per row, much like...
Forum: Chit Chat 2020-01-01, 03:03 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,089
Posted By Useless
I was on the phone with my parents at midnight...

I was on the phone with my parents at midnight and I stepped out onto the porch so they could hear what a new year sounds like in downtown Baghdad. Fucking gunfire eeeeerrywhere. Idiot...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2020-01-01, 02:58 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,924
Posted By Useless
Damn. :(

Damn. :(
Forum: Chit Chat 2019-12-21, 12:08 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,043
Posted By Useless
In my heart, I will forever be 69. |loony|

In my heart, I will forever be 69. |loony|
Forum: Chit Chat 2019-12-20, 02:32 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,043
Posted By Useless
|flush| Dinks pulled! Thank you, peoples....

|flush|
Dinks pulled!

Thank you, peoples. I still exist.
Forum: Chit Chat 2019-03-08, 10:55 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,266
Posted By Useless
Rain again. Naturally. Think happy thoughts....

Rain again. Naturally.

Think happy thoughts.
|deadhorse
Forum: Chit Chat 2019-03-08, 10:40 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,362
Posted By Useless
Reading costs extra. Also |banghead|

Reading costs extra.

Also |banghead|
Forum: Chit Chat 2019-03-06, 10:38 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,602
Posted By Useless
As you know, I'm not much a normal television...

As you know, I'm not much a normal television guy, but I have begun watching comedian podcasts on YouTube. They are always hit and miss. I watch Joe Rogan, but only if he's not talking to someone I...
Forum: Chit Chat 2019-03-06, 10:25 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,750
Posted By Useless
I have an idea, so I'm just going to toss this...

I have an idea, so I'm just going to toss this out there.
Have you tried rebooting?

|couch|
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