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Forum: Chit Chat 2009-01-05, 09:46 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,235
Posted By Useless
The kids had two solid weeks off for the...

The kids had two solid weeks off for the holidays, and on their first day back, they get a two hour delay for freezing rain. I, of course, scraped the car's windows and drove my son to school in...
Forum: Blogs and Blogging 2009-01-04, 10:29 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,442
Posted By Useless
Hell, if you write it in the same manner as your...

Hell, if you write it in the same manner as your post, you'll be pretty much on track.
|couch|

My personal assumption is that the average reader will hit the back button before reading half a...
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2009-01-04, 10:27 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,708
Posted By Useless
Want to know what I really hate? Of course you...

Want to know what I really hate? Of course you do! I cannot stand those little javascript warning boxes that appear when you hit the back button -- you know, the ones that ask if you are sure that...
Forum: Chit Chat 2009-01-04, 05:08 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,428
Posted By Useless
No you didn't.

No you didn't.
Forum: Newbie Questions 2009-01-04, 12:58 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,462
Posted By Useless
Can someone translate this nonsense for me?

Can someone translate this nonsense for me?
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2009-01-03, 06:04 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,085
Posted By Useless
Excellent! Thank you, cd34. |waves|

Excellent! Thank you, cd34. |waves|
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2009-01-03, 03:46 PM
Replies: 2,146
Views: 23,495,927
Posted By Useless
http://www.tfd.com/questionable

http://www.tfd.com/questionable
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2009-01-03, 03:43 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,085
Posted By Useless
Smarty Cache Lifetime

Is there a setting for $smarty->cache_lifetime = XXX; that would make it so that a Smarty template cache would never expire?

Thank you.
Forum: Chit Chat 2009-01-03, 11:24 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,272
Posted By Useless
When I lived with a friend in Oldtown, Idaho,...

When I lived with a friend in Oldtown, Idaho, amongst the gun nuts and bible thumpers, we'd go and watch womens' softball. Almost all of the women were attractive -- some where outright sexy. That...
Forum: Chit Chat 2009-01-03, 11:10 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,836
Posted By Useless
Party on, bDok, party on. |cheers|

Party on, bDok, party on. |cheers|
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2008-12-31, 11:26 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,013
Posted By Useless
It doesn't sound as rude when you say it.

It doesn't sound as rude when you say it.
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-31, 11:24 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,612
Posted By Useless
All balls are strange looking. If it wasn't for...

All balls are strange looking. If it wasn't for the fact that I find it oddly comforting to cup my fuzzy little friends in my hand, I'd have the ugly fuckers removed. That reminds me: I need to...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-31, 08:19 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,364
Posted By Useless
Wow - you're old. :) Congratulations to you...

Wow - you're old. :)

Congratulations to you and your obviously loving and patient wife.
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-31, 08:17 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,464
Posted By Useless
Slaugherhouse Five was the first of Vonnegut's...

Slaugherhouse Five was the first of Vonnegut's books that I've read and it's probably the one I've enjoyed the most so far. Though the protagonist is kidnapped by aliens and is tossed around by the...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2008-12-31, 08:08 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 6,949
Posted By Useless
I have more than two friends. Whether or not they...

I have more than two friends. Whether or not they are willing to admit it is a whole other issue.
I currently have 49 "requests" that I've allowed to go unanswered. I don't know what a "lil green...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-30, 11:06 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,464
Posted By Useless
Vonnegut mentions the fictional science fiction...

Vonnegut mentions the fictional science fiction writer, Kilgore Trout, in many of his novels. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilgore_Trout
Vonnegut began as a science fiction writer himself, and many...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-30, 10:56 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,685
Posted By Useless
Such strange timing. I was thinking about my...

Such strange timing. I was thinking about my weight yesterday and realized that I have gained 20 pounds in the last 5 years -- at total of 40 over the last 20 years. (I was a slender but sexy 125...
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2008-12-30, 10:56 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,927
Posted By Useless
Keeping the database updated is a huge pain in...

Keeping the database updated is a huge pain in the ass.
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-30, 10:42 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,816
Posted By Useless
Happy birthday, Mateusz. |cheers|

Happy birthday, Mateusz. |cheers|
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2008-12-30, 10:38 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 6,949
Posted By Useless
I think it's more than the hat. The whole concept...

I think it's more than the hat. The whole concept seems juvenile to me. If he wasn't wearing cameras, he'd get punched for wearing cameras.
I am anti-Facebook and anti-Myspace. That said, I have a...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2008-12-30, 09:56 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,795
Posted By Useless
What is holding you back? Stay on course....

What is holding you back?

Stay on course. Otherwise, it seems awfully strange to be wandering around, shooting nude photos of girls, while having no set strategy as to what you are going to do...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-30, 09:51 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,464
Posted By Useless
Damn you. My reply was going to be, "anything by...

Damn you. My reply was going to be, "anything by Kilgore Trout." |whisper|
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-29, 04:26 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,611
Posted By Useless
I've been silently deleting your links for...

I've been silently deleting your links for months. Wow, some people just can't take a hint.
|couch|


:D I worked WW this morning. Going to pop into Perv in a few minutes. I had surfing to do!
...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-29, 01:37 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,611
Posted By Useless
You suck.

You suck.
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2008-12-29, 01:31 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 6,529
Posted By Useless
Well, they would if it was true email SPAM. (At...

Well, they would if it was true email SPAM. (At least, I hope they would.) The problem here is that they are accepting traffic built from stolen content.
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