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Forum: I'm Looking For....... 2008-12-29, 01:26 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,151
Posted By Useless
I tried to send it to them and it didn't work. So...

I tried to send it to them and it didn't work. So I'm not going to try again until they stop paying me. They've never complained about not having my W-9 and I only know about the policy because I...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-29, 10:13 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,611
Posted By Useless
It's Monday - Time to get Crackalackin'

I haven't done much of anything in a couple of weeks, but it looks like today will be the day that I jump back in the game until I find a new reason to begin yet another long chain of...
Forum: Newbie Questions 2008-12-28, 11:34 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 7,092
Posted By Useless
Apparently so. :D I don't see why it would...

Apparently so. :D
I don't see why it would matter either way. If the sole purpose of your free sites is to promote whatever it is that you are referring to as your main site, then it would indeed be...
Forum: I'm Looking For....... 2008-12-28, 11:31 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,151
Posted By Useless
Thank you, Pagan - that one works great. The...

Thank you, Pagan - that one works great.
The sponsor in question said to email it to them. I just tried to email it and I'm getting an error on their end. (They probably don't accept attachments...
Forum: I'm Looking For....... 2008-12-28, 01:07 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,151
Posted By Useless
PDF Editor or whatever

I don't want to purchase Adobe Acrobat.

Does anyone know of a free software that will allow me to complete the IRS's W-9 PDF and save the completed copy? I don't need to create PDFs or even want...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2008-12-27, 05:05 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,056
Posted By Useless
Well that sucked! :)

Well that sucked! :)
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2008-12-26, 05:11 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,362
Posted By Useless
I'm sure you're a nice guy, but you look like a...

I'm sure you're a nice guy, but you look like a total douche when you cross post to your spam threads on another board. Why don't you link those threads to this one? Oh, that's right - they'd ban you.
Forum: Newbie Questions 2008-12-26, 02:17 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,855
Posted By Useless
Did your mother raise you to lie and cheat and...

Did your mother raise you to lie and cheat and steal?
So what? You must be one of those respect your elders people, as if managing to survive a certain numbers of year makes you worthy of respect....
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-26, 02:02 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,225
Posted By Useless
It's nice having the wife home again after a 20+...

It's nice having the wife home again after a 20+ day absence. I thought she would try to convince me to move to Florida, but she hasn't. She doesn't have to return for a second month, as was...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-26, 01:48 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 6,438
Posted By Useless
Who knew there were so many Jehovah's Witnesses...

Who knew there were so many Jehovah's Witnesses on this board?

|couch|
Forum: Newbie Questions 2008-12-22, 06:11 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 10,764
Posted By Useless
This should have been the starting post of this...

This should have been the starting post of this thread, not on the second page. I had no idea what you were saying for the entirety of the first page.
No one knew what the fuck you were talking...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-22, 05:54 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,581
Posted By Useless
I'm going to have the house as clean as my...

I'm going to have the house as clean as my abilities allow, but I'm also going to tell her that you said that. :)

Fuck! I forgot to buy wrapping paper. I suck as a single parent. Thanks for the...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-22, 05:39 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,699
Posted By Useless
|greenguy| owns the chicken suit (and I don't...

|greenguy| owns the chicken suit (and I don't want to know why). I only wear it for special occasions, weddings, bar mitzvahs, ect.
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-22, 10:10 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,581
Posted By Useless
My wife comes home tomorrow, so I have a bunch of...

My wife comes home tomorrow, so I have a bunch of cleaning to do today. I haven't let the place fall into havoc while she's been gone, but it seems only right to get all the laundry and dishes and...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-22, 09:44 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 5,293
Posted By Useless
My mother-in-law had a blue one in her aquarium...

My mother-in-law had a blue one in her aquarium with her tropical fish. I think they're fairly uncommon, but not odd. Blue is odd. (I think they inject dye into to them for that.)

For the record,...
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2008-12-21, 06:55 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,752
Posted By Useless
Oh...fancy! :) Licker, you can also replace...

Oh...fancy! :)

Licker, you can also replace the three separate border style lines with just this:

border: 1px solid #000000;

I knew you could do it that way, but I was too lazy to find my...
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2008-12-21, 02:48 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,752
Posted By Useless
First, make sure you're using a good DOCTYPE or...

First, make sure you're using a good DOCTYPE or it won't work in IE.
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
Stick this...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-21, 02:26 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,157
Posted By Useless
I didn't realize that Mr. Potato Head was a kind...

I didn't realize that Mr. Potato Head was a kind and caring lover while having a gorgeous cock. I guess that explains why she makes me wear a funny hat, oversized teeth and white gloves during sex.
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-21, 02:19 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 5,293
Posted By Useless
They swim better in melted butter. |thumb

They swim better in melted butter. |thumb
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-21, 09:52 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,157
Posted By Useless
I spent hours snow blowing on Saturday and more...

I spent hours snow blowing on Saturday and more hours doing the same yesterday. It is already snowing heavily here again, so my wife wanted me to know that her day in Orlando was much nicer. :(
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2008-12-21, 09:43 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,285
Posted By Useless
If you want some practice rejecting links, but...

If you want some practice rejecting links, but don't want people to know it's you, I can give you access to my "non-preferred" queue and let you have at it. I've considered renting out that queue as...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-20, 01:02 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,803
Posted By Useless
I've spent a little over two hours snowblowing....

I've spent a little over two hours snowblowing. I've decided not to clear my two neighbors' sidewalks, as I have every year, since they don't seem to be considerate enough to tell their plow driver...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-20, 01:12 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,010
Posted By Useless
I know I'm creeping in here past midnight, but...

I know I'm creeping in here past midnight, but I've had a long day, including having some teeth bonded, some Xmas shopping, a Xmas assembly at my son's school, and finally dinner and drinks at my...
Forum: Chit Chat 2008-12-20, 01:06 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 4,031
Posted By Useless
Thank you all - you're all too sweet. Thank you...

Thank you all - you're all too sweet. Thank you for making me feel loved in your own wicked GG&Jim ways. |smooch|
Forum: I'm Looking For....... 2008-12-18, 11:47 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,538
Posted By Useless
It is my fault. He sold it. The old CCBill links...

It is my fault. He sold it. The old CCBill links to his hosted free sites still work though.

If I had the time and thought that it had an earning potential, I'd replicate the idea of Chop's old...
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