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You have my sympathy. There is a café opposite...

You have my sympathy. There is a café opposite the hospital where I go, and after I have had a FBS blood test I am straight over there for their biggest breakfast (coffee, toast, eggs, beans,...

Forum: General Business Knowledge

2013-11-05, 02:13 PM

Replies: 31

I Guess I Should Really Apologize For My Absence...

Views: 8,228

Posted By ecchi

The Top Gear team once converted a combine...

The Top Gear team once converted a combine harvester into a snowplough so it could also be used in the winter for something useful (a rare thing: A sensible idea from the Top Gear team - although I...

Forum: General Business Knowledge

2013-11-04, 05:41 PM

Replies: 14

I've Got A Problem With A Lot Of Your Free Site Descriptions!

Views: 2,887

Posted By ecchi

Just to stir things: I often leave out the...

Just to stir things: I often leave out the apostrophe for search engines eg:
"A naked teenage girl's tits"
"A naked teenage girls tits"
In the latter SEs see teenage girls as plural and people...

Forum: General Business Knowledge

2013-11-04, 02:26 PM

Replies: 31

The "What Are You Working On?" Thread - Week Ending November 9th 2013

Views: 5,619

Posted By ecchi

Yup, 'fraid it did. I'll blame the fact that I...

Yup, 'fraid it did. I'll blame the fact that I looked at the video you posted first for the fact that I missed what you meant, and I'll blame my spell checker for making the original mistake. That...

Forum: Chit Chat

2013-11-03, 01:04 PM

Replies: 13

It's a Percocet, Redbull and gym start of the day. 20131102

Views: 1,784

Posted By ecchi

Woooo, G. wants to see Cleo in a spanking video! ...

Woooo, G. wants to see Cleo in a spanking video!
:)

Forum: Chit Chat

2013-11-03, 12:58 PM

Replies: 5

Here is an interesting but sadly pointless thought on morality that just crossed my mind.

Views: 1,412

Posted By ecchi

Yeah, sex, as a verb, is one of those irregular...

Yeah, sex, as a verb, is one of those irregular verbs. Conjugated thus:

I am normal.
You are kinky.
They are perverts.

Incidentally, your post infers that you see being perverted as a bad...

Forum: General Business Knowledge

2013-11-03, 12:53 PM

Replies: 31

The "What Are You Working On?" Thread - Week Ending November 9th 2013

Views: 5,619

Posted By ecchi

Well I meant the USA. But if you are talking...

Well I meant the USA. But if you are talking about Scottish ancestry: Remember I'm English. The Scots hate the English in the same way The KKK hate black people. In return the English consider the...

Forum: Chit Chat

2013-11-03, 12:45 PM

Replies: 9

Happy Daylight Savings Time Sunday!

Views: 1,435

Posted By ecchi

Yeah, but my sister is a vegetarian so we have to...

Yeah, but my sister is a vegetarian so we have to go somewhere where there is a good "no meat" alternative for her.

Whoa, hold on. I'm telling everyone about a place we chose because it has a...

Forum: General Business Knowledge

2013-11-03, 08:21 AM

Replies: 31

The "What Are You Working On?" Thread - Week Ending November 9th 2013

Views: 5,619

Posted By ecchi

It would appear that what Ecchi is working on at...

It would appear that what Ecchi is working on at the moment is mostly teaching Greenguy new English words.
|couch|

Only fair I suppose. After all, Ecchi comes from the county that invented the...

Forum: Chit Chat

2013-11-03, 08:11 AM

Replies: 9

Happy Daylight Savings Time Sunday!

Views: 1,435

Posted By ecchi

Yesterday I went out for sushi with my sister and...

Yesterday I went out for sushi with my sister and nephew. Here is a tip if you want to have to file for bankruptcy: Go to an expensive sushi bar and take an 8 year old boy who sucks up sushi as...

Forum: Chit Chat

2013-11-03, 08:01 AM

Replies: 10

National Do Not Call Registry Now Lets You Report Text Spam!

Views: 1,533

Posted By ecchi

pre·tend (pr-tnd) v. pre·tend·ed, pre·tend·ing,...

pre·tend (pr-tnd)
v. pre·tend·ed, pre·tend·ing, pre·tends
v.tr.
1. To give a false appearance of; feign: "You had to pretend conformity while privately pursuing high and dangerous nonconformism"...

Forum: Chit Chat

2013-11-03, 07:56 AM

Replies: 5

Here is an interesting but sadly pointless thought on morality that just crossed my mind.

Views: 1,412

Posted By ecchi

Am I teaching you new words again? :)

Am I teaching you new words again? :)

Forum: Chit Chat

2013-11-03, 07:00 AM

Replies: 5

Here is an interesting but sadly pointless thought on morality that just crossed my mind.

Views: 1,412

Posted By ecchi

Here is an interesting but sadly pointless thought on morality that just crossed my mind.

I was just typing an addenda to a blog post in which I talked about the sexual morality (or lack thereof) of the ancient Greeks, when this thought crossed my mind:

The Greeks used to be a...

Forum: Chit Chat

2013-11-03, 03:27 AM

Replies: 10

National Do Not Call Registry Now Lets You Report Text Spam!

Views: 1,533

Posted By ecchi

In the past I have pretended to be a gay sex...

In the past I have pretended to be a gay sex premium line. I talk dirty to them then act confused when they try to sell me something.

Forum: General Business Knowledge

2013-11-02, 09:33 AM

Replies: 20

The "What Are You Working On?" Thread - Week Ending November 2nd 2013

Views: 3,292

Posted By ecchi

Been working on a new website, designed primarily...

Been working on a new website, designed primarily because last night I thought of a bondage search term that surfers might use, but that I have never pushed. Just now I thought to see what type of...

Forum: Chit Chat

2013-11-01, 07:43 AM

Replies: 18

I've Got To Move.

Views: 2,795

Posted By ecchi

You're trying to kill me aren't you!

You're trying to kill me aren't you!

Forum: Chit Chat

2013-11-01, 07:33 AM

Replies: 18

I've Got To Move.

Views: 2,795

Posted By ecchi

Actually I hate Brighton. It has a nice old penny...

Actually I hate Brighton. It has a nice old penny arcade, a nice nudist beach, and the oldest electric railway in Britain. But apart from that and the "lanes", the main town is too much like "Croydon...

Forum: Chit Chat

2013-11-01, 06:18 AM

Replies: 18

I've Got To Move.

Views: 2,795

Posted By ecchi

I have been considering it for quite a while (the...

I have been considering it for quite a while (the landlord who owned the place when I moved in used to check people out before renting, but he sold up and the current landlord does not). Over the...

Forum: Chit Chat

2013-11-01, 05:20 AM

Replies: 18

I've Got To Move.

Views: 2,795

Posted By ecchi

Shit, there is now about a dozen of them with a...

Shit, there is now about a dozen of them with a battering ram. Thank fuck we don't arm our police over here!

Forum: Chit Chat

2013-11-01, 05:12 AM

Replies: 18

I've Got To Move.

Views: 2,795

Posted By ecchi

The building is full of police again! A few...

The building is full of police again!

A few minutes ago I answered the door to the postman who had a parcel for apartment 14. There is no apartment 14. While I was talking to him another guy came...

Forum: General Business Knowledge

2013-11-01, 03:47 AM

Replies: 11

Models Looks

Views: 2,359

Posted By ecchi

The important thing is to specialise in niches...

The important thing is to specialise in niches that turn you on. If you like teens, for example, then a mature woman you think is ugly may be the woman that mature lovers think is gorgeous. And vice...

Forum: General Business Knowledge

2013-10-31, 04:51 PM

Replies: 3

Now this pisses me off and looses me as an affiliate!

Views: 1,627

Posted By ecchi

Now this pisses me off and looses me as an affiliate!

(I'm not naming the sponsor in this post. If you reply and you know who I am talking about it is probably best if you do the same.)

I have been working on a new type of site (new to me, not an...

Forum: General Business Knowledge

2013-10-31, 04:23 PM

Replies: 11

Models Looks

Views: 2,359

Posted By ecchi

Yeah, that means nothing though. Very few people...

Yeah, that means nothing though. Very few people vote, and those that do are mostly assholes!
Real test is: Use the pic to advertise a sponsor, see how many sales you get.

Forum: Chit Chat

2013-10-31, 03:47 PM

Replies: 8

Up way too early for Halloween Thursday 20131031

Views: 1,417

Posted By ecchi

Passed a house today and saw the owner...

Passed a house today and saw the owner frantically running about a hundred yards of bandage backwards and forwards across her drive, then putting up "Keep Out" notices. Would probably have been...

Forum: Chit Chat

2013-10-30, 04:20 PM

Replies: 11

It's "Camel Walks Around The Office Asking What Day It Is" Day!

Views: 1,803

Posted By ecchi

Went to see my doctor today for one of my all to...

Went to see my doctor today for one of my all to regular "Check the patient isn't dead yet" checkups. Got my flu jab too. (Free, you Americans have to pay, don't you? Ha Ha.) But on the downside my...

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