Cleo,
I'm getting a taster of your problems today. The handyman I usually use is ill so he recommended my blinds guy. He's 65, insists on relating life story at any opportunity, and totally fucking clueless. He's gone home for some sockets, so I'm hopping on my computer in the meantime. He's had 3 fucking hours to put up 4 fucking blinds!!! If he wasn't such an old dickhead....
