Yeah - we fucking decorate but I have no idea why, because something always goes wrong!
Outside has been decorated for under 2 weeks & so far:
1 - The inflatable Homer Santa that we have had been blown out of the ground by wind & last night, covered with so much snow that we woke up to him appearantly taking a nap.
2 - The wire reindeer also blew over, breaking the neck of one of them.
3 - Another little Santa blew over & broke into 4 or 5 pieces & we had to strap him back together.
4 - 3 sections of 7 different light sets have decided that 2 weeks of use was a little too much, so there's now empty spots on the house & gutters where lights should be.
So yeah, we deck the fucking halls!
