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Old 2004-12-07, 01:33 PM   #11
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Originally posted by Torn
As for antifreeze or a cage, I would except I am not sure I can get the woman to drink it or find a cage big enough for her to walk into.

My uncle told me once that he had a somewhat loose cannon Viet Nam vet neighbor who warned a third neighbor two times to keep their dog quiet at night so he could enjoy his PTSD nightmares. They never shut the dog up so one night they woke up to a muffled boom and the sound of water rushing into their basement. He had tossed a grenade into their above ground pool.
So half an hour later, the police show up at the vet's house questioning him about the occurence while the angry dog owner stood on the sidewalk screaming explicatives at him. Two hours later, the dog owner, now tucked cozily back in bed, woke under the strangle hold of the vet. The vet never said word. Just stared him in eye until the guy passed out. The next day the dog owner listed his house for sale and had a friend keep his dog until the house sold.

Neighbors are bad people.
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