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Old 2004-12-09, 03:07 PM   #24
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cleo

I don't see any reason in our modern society to own a gun.
What if you really want to kill someone, but they are bigger than you? You need a gun!

What if you are low cash and you're positive the store clerk isn't going to just give it to you? You need a gun!

What if your neighbor is horribly obnoxious and you just can't take it anymore? You need a gun!

What if you get pulled over for doing 85mph in a school zone? You need a gun!

What if your biology teacher is unfairly critical of your academic performance? You need a gun!

What if you really need to get Jodi Foster's attention? You need a gun!

What if your favorite metal band breaks up? You need a gun!

Really, the list goes on and on. All perfectly legitimate reasons for gun ownership in the U.S.
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