UW: I feel sorry for you. Give the kid some of that sugary medicine from the drug store to stop the vomiting. Then find some unfortunate family and give him to them for Christmas. Who wouldn't want to find an ill child under their tree this year!
Cleo: Post some new pictures. Haven't seen the results of your/contractors hard work.
The fuehrer left me $$$ and a list of "chores" to do today. I forgot to tell him that I'm going to be
sleeping most of the day away, so his "chores" will have to wait.
Have a good day.
Nina
Dear Friends,
Christmas is tight this year but with help from the guards, I've learned to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads. You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat for the foot part. The other two wrap over the toe area to form the top . (See below). Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part and then decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc. How do you like my seasonal choices?!
These slippers are soft and hygenic, have non-slip grip strips on the soles, the built - in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh, no more bending over to mop up spills, disposable and biodegradable, environmentally safe. Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light Day, and Get out the Sand Bags !
Let me know your sizes and Happiest of Holidays........
Martha Stewart
Inmate 55170-054
