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In other news the gravitational pull of the sun known as Sol inexplicably lost its hold on the 3rd planet inhabited by primate like creatures. It is thought that one possible explanation was the complete breakdown of quantum mechanics due to a severe buildup of a substance known as Spam.
Still in other news global warming seems to no longer be a problem as our planet continues to enter a new ice age as it hurls through space headed on a collision course with Pluto.
