Greenguy, no you don't sound rude at all. Actually I don't expect any personal education and people writing essays for this thread but what would be very helpfull are some links to some tutorials
And yes, I am trying to help (for free of course) as long as it doesn't take me more than 10 minutes. And I believe that I can help and give advice withing 10 minutes.
And I am trying to get in touch with some fellow webmasters and I think boards are the best for that
