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Twas the Night before XXXmas and all thru the house..not a creature was stirring but dad with his mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes they'd be dry by morning with no signs of pubic hair.
The children all nestled all snug in their beds while dad surfed the cam sites looking for head.
Mama in her kerchief, her hand in her lap, said:
"John Cum on to bed, i've had enough of this crap!"
When out on the lawn there rose such a clatter, he came prematurely with hardly a splatter.
Quick through the window he saw a big flash, his neighbor's camera had caught his premature splash.
Two moons were her breasts, white as new fallen snow, made him regret his load he did blow.
When what to his wondering eyes should appear but a logitech cam and a six pack of beer.
A season'd muff diver so lively and quick, he quickly dismissed his harding dick.
More rapid than eagles her orgasms came, she whistled and shouted and screamed out his game.
Now, Dash ME! now, Dance Her! now, Prick it and Licks-in!
I'm cumming! on Cupid! Now Mount me, try Mission.
From the top of the porch to the top of the wall, they fucked away, fucked away, fucked away all.
As dry beaves that before the KY jar can fly
He tried some anal but was met with a cry.
So up to the house-top this couple they flew,
The cam was still rolling catching each and every screw.
And then, in a twinkling, Their passion went poof.
His windows restarted, while he sat like a goof.
As he wiped down his hand and was turning around
Into her room, his camgirl came with a bound.
She was dressed in all fur from her head to her foot
but naked beneath it except for pasties well put.
A bundle of toys she had flung on her bed,
A rainbow of dildoes, blue, pink and red.
Her eyes how they twinkled! Her dimples how merry
Her thighs were like cheesecake her nipples like cherrys.
Her droll little mouth was draw in with Lip Glow,
She'd plucked a few whiskers so on cam they wouldn't show.
The stump of her leg she tucked under her seat.
Her arms were like sausages or two slabs of meat.
She had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when she laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
SHe was chubby and plump, a right jolly old gal
She posted "Who wants to be my on line cam pal?"
A wink of her eye and a twist of her tit
He came once again but she threw a fit.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his purse
Purchasing more minutes with her seemed his curse.
Then playing her fingers inside of her puss
She offered a boob if he wanted to nurse.
He sprang from his chair, as if his dick were a missile. And came once again, one shot then a fizzle.
He heard her exclaim as she cashed out the Room
"Happy Christmas to all, and bring your Visa back soon.
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Ok it's a bit fractured.. but then so i've been told, am i.
Hope it's a happy whatever reason you are off tomorrow.
SMOOOOCHES..
DHG
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