Just pull the computer up under the tree and tell your family that for the holidays they get to help you with reviews.
Luna called me this morning to tell me that she had caught the flu and was really sick. I asked her if she needed anything and reminded her that it was her turn to do the reviews.
These days when I think of dating someone one of the first things that I ask them is how the feel about reviewing porn over breakfast.
Did I mention that I'm single?
