Hmmm, my ancestors were Italian, Puerto Rican, and Norwegian. Guess I should have good mob skills with the ability to easily steal cars and then go out and conquer countries while wearing a funny hat.
There that is nicely politically incorrect.
Didn't Columbus actually end up someplace in South America? Not sure why Americans should be so proud of coming here anyway, basically after Columbus ships of people came here and killed the natives in mass.
