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I thought all of those emails were real! I don't have a penis, but I bought some pills anyway. I rent, but with those low interest rates, I couldn't resist.
And then I went on to get my college degree in only two weeks. I got my diploma yesterday and all I have to do now is write in my name on the blank line. It cost me $39.95 - those suckers at the universities pay way too much!
But I guess the best bargain I got was buying my husband Vicodin and Viagra so he could do it to the hot girls in our area that want to fuck him especially the barnyard girls.
I'm looking forward to the Vision Correction Home Kit. Just think of the money I'll save by doing my own RK/CK surgery.
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