Monkey Shit
That is what one of my ex boyfriends called hair dye. It gets on everything and stains everything. I even have a few red keys on my keyboard, right next to the few that stick from spilled coffee, guess I need to pop a few keys off and do some cleaning.
The best part is when I jump into the shower to wash it out. The whole shower stall turns blood red and it looks like a scene out of the movie Psycho.
It itches a lot too and everything used to scratch my head ends up red so the pencil I'm writing with now has hair dye all over it.
I'm doing my taxes at the same time this morning. Won't my accounting be wondering why my tax forms all have blood red stains on them.
