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To sweeten the deal, the high bidder will also receive approximately 1,000 brand new <table> tags. These are in mint condition and still in the box. The box is in rough shape though. I pissed on it. Please note that only <table> tags are included. I gave away all of the corresponidng </table> tags when I sold my "Lessons in Mediocrity" webmaster tutorial.