I saw this thread title and almost fell over when I saw that UW was asking for help with colorful language
Some of these will be duplicates of those already posted and some are a little wierd, but hell...I know who's askin'

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Cock: trouser snake, sausage, joystick, shaft, pole, purple pole of passion, willy, bone, fuckstick, rod, pecker, prick, manhood, throbbing knob, wild eel,
Pussy: honey pot, cootch, cootchie, bearded clam, snapper, pink snapper, fuckhole, cooze (especially dripping cooze), manhole, cock cozy, baby chute, love canal, pooter, cooter, poontang, vertical smile, furry cash register, love muffin, happy crack, tuna taco, love shack, cum catcher, pole hole,
Will post more if I think of them.
