So many hilarious stories in this thread
There's a reason why I don't drink any more. Seen too many stupid things and too many stupid things has happened. Alcohol is evil
I can't really think of a specific incident that was really stupid, but I remember one that was kind of funny.
It was while I was in school and still lived at home. It was the first time I was really drunk infront of my parents. I lived pretty far from the city and I wanted to get home, so I decided to call my parents to pick me up (mistake #1). When we got on the freeway, I said I felt sick and needed to throw up, so mom stopped in the middle of the freeway. When she stopped I laughed and said I was only kidding. I did that every half mile and I thought it was pretty funny, and after the 5th time mom was pretty pissed, but didn't want to risk me throwing up in the car.
When we got home I puked in the toilet and slept well for the rest of the night