My worst experience was when we went over to some friend house one evening. We had been drinking for a while, but then started doing Tequila shots. I was so fucked up that I passed out on the front porch. My wife pulled my pants down to my ankles and left me out there for a while.
Oh well... at least after I sobered up a little bit, I got to fuck my friends wife! So, maybe it wasn't so bad after all
