When I was 16 or so I got really drunk at a bar while celebrating a new flag for our sportsclub or something like that, I passed out in the toilets. Half an hour later I woke up because a bunch of people were pounding on the door. After 10 minutes I realised they were trying to wake me up. So I woke up and opened the door. What I didn't realised was that apparently I had taken a dump... next to the toilet.
Next thing I knew I woke up in my bed the next morning
Happy happy
Oh yeah, the miami cheetos adventure was nice too