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Originally Posted by Greenguy
Are you proud of yourself now? The poor guy probably doesn't have the $10 for the ticket & eventually they'll impound his car & he'll have to walk to work & once it's starts to snow, that will become a chore & he'll be arriving at work later & later & later & finally he's fired. Then he'll have to resort to stealing purses from old ladies on the street and holding up liquor stores with plastic toy guys that fool the owner, who shoots him while his buddy is disconnecting the security camera.
All because he annoyed you by car parking in front of your precious little house.
Why not just kick Jim's little dog while your at it  |
It's like your psychic!
That's exactly my plan. I'm was hoping for body cavity searches instead of parking tickets, but I consider this the first step to his ultimate undoing.
The parking itself wasn't what got me pissed at him. One fine day a couple of weeks ago the little prick parked (in the wrong direction) bumper to bumper with me in front of my house, with the ass of his Jeep Liberty haning in front of my beloved driveway. When he came out, he was carefully inspecting his rear bumper and tailgate to ensure that my guest hadn't hit him while pulling in. I opened the window and told he that he wouldn't have to worry about his fucking truck if wouldn't park in front of my fucking driveway. He did not respond in a friendly and apologetic manner. So, that's when I began my epic journey to have him removed from my view.
And yes, Jim's dog is next.
Shut that damned dog up or I'm calling the dog catcher.