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Florida is where the sexy people live. It's just crawling with swingers. Fucking perverts. I have a rule: the better and more stable the climate, the more attractive the populus will be.

If it wasn't for the fact my oldest child is the offspring of someone other than my wife, we'd move to Florida. Of course, the older my daughter gets, I may just want her to go live with her mother. That'll teach her.