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RedShoe · 2005-05-16, 08:16 PM

but, we can't make a dang cheeto that doesn't turn my hands orange no matter how careful I am!

WHAT GIVES?!!?

Is it really that hard to make a cheeto orange? Can't they just add dye to the actual mix? Do they have to powder it with that orange 'cheese' for me to taste the cheesy goodness?

If McDonalds can make meat goo taste like a burger then surely they can make a cheeto taste like cheese without all the mess.

No matter how careful I am. I get orange shit all over my hands, my keyboard, my face, my coke can and sometimes even on my .. y'know, 'down there'. (especially if I'm editing a really good movie that day)

And god forbid I lick my fingers clean, that makes it worse next time I reach in the bag. It's like the orange powder is attracted to sticky wet fingers. Double trouble.

Am I the only one that has this problem?

2005-05-16, 08:16 PM	#1
RedShoe A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 51	We can put a man on the moon, but... but, we can't make a dang cheeto that doesn't turn my hands orange no matter how careful I am! WHAT GIVES?!!? Is it really that hard to make a cheeto orange? Can't they just add dye to the actual mix? Do they have to powder it with that orange 'cheese' for me to taste the cheesy goodness? If McDonalds can make meat goo taste like a burger then surely they can make a cheeto taste like cheese without all the mess. No matter how careful I am. I get orange shit all over my hands, my keyboard, my face, my coke can and sometimes even on my .. y'know, 'down there'. (especially if I'm editing a really good movie that day) And god forbid I lick my fingers clean, that makes it worse next time I reach in the bag. It's like the orange powder is attracted to sticky wet fingers. Double trouble. Am I the only one that has this problem? __________________ The ROACHES are coming...