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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
The reality sites never quite meshed with my sense of reality. In my reality, you go out to a bar with your knuckle-dragging friends. Dance and chat with a few hotties. You are the one they think is funny. You are the one they keep saying is 'smart'. You are the one who compliments them on their various personal qualities. You are the one who goes home and jerks off while your friends fuck them in a parking lot. That's reality. But I suppose a site dedicated to lonely blue-balled men jerking off and weeping hysterically probably wouldn't sell.
But there's the other reality too. You break up with a chick because she's a complete fucking whore who proudly describes all of her sexual encounters with other men when you first find out that she's made a complete fucking cuckold out of you. You go out to clubs looking for someone new who isn't a complete fucking whore. Of course, you don't find anyone because the friends who took you out to help you find someone new end up banging all of the available babes that still had all of their teeth. So you leave the club; drunk and alone. What do you do in your moment of drunken desperation? You call of up your ex-whore and, for whatever odd reason, she's home watching tv instead of downing some scumbag's cock like she would have been doing if you were still dating. She invites your pathetic ass over. You're drunk, she's a slut. You start off grudge-fucking her, but you fall in love with her cunt all over again. Two weeks later it burns when you piss and snot-green puss is dripping from your cock. You tell her she's a rotten chlamidia-infested whore and that you hate her fucking whore guts. Her defense is, "how do you know that it was me?" And that's the sad part. That's when you realize how much life sucks. That's when you reply, "Because no one else will fuck me!"
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I actually read this and really did laugh out loud. I mean.. really. I actually laughed. Funny shit man!!
Usually I just say "LOL" even if I really didn't laugh. But this time I really did.