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Originally Posted by Cleo
I've had a few of the real ones too but after seeing the one in my neighbor's place burst into flames and melt everything in their place I put them in the same category as storing a can of gas in the kitchen.
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Real trees are just an accident waiting to happen. A friend of mine did the whole "Traditional" Christmas...so I went over to their house...real tree with...candles lighting it

So, like a good friend, I told them what complete fucking morons they are. After them getting all insulted they eventually realized I was right (Please don't let these people breed).
On the flipside. I had a friend who's house burned down at Christmas, the only thing left standing was their flame retardant Christmas Tree...the irony of life never ceases to amaze.