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Old 2005-05-23, 10:16 AM   #18
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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
Office chairs simply aren't suitable for most sexual positions. If you push them too hard, they fall apart.
The only screwing I did was screwing up

Laundry day is coming up and I figured. I want to treat my chair with a nice and comfy wash. I unscrew (I guess I screwed a little bit ) the seat and underneath there's like 100 staples holding the fabric to the seat itself.
I take out all the staples in the front and feel underneath. Ok the fabric comes off, but the foam is glued to the hard part of the seat. Not good.
So I figured if I can't wash the foam, it's not much use to wash it at all. So I take some detergent, warm water and head to the bathroom, remember the fabric in the front is not attached anymore.

I scrub and scrub and it's starting to smell like roses again. I push most of the water out of the seat and right about then, I realise there's about 3-4 inches of fabric missing in the front. The fricking thing shrunk when I washed it

I could get it reupholstered, but it would still be the same old uncomfortable chair.

Cleo, I'll see if I can find a chair like that and try it out. Thanks
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