I've had a few PMs over the past month that have left me with the impression that I must seem less than approachable. So, I'd like to take a moment to assure you fuckers that I am a sincerely nice person. Sure, there may be some twinges of a napoleonic complex, but otherwise I'm a fuzzy peach. If I were to take my lovely wife out of her cage she would be more than happy to confirm that I'm a very nice guy. Of course, there's no way in hell she's coming out of the basement until she apologizes for burning my toast this morning.
Anyway, I realize that I am ignorantly aggressive in some situations and perhaps angrily over-reactive in others, but in normal day-to-day situations I am just a twit who enjoys a good laugh. Don't be afraid to PM me for help or to call bullshit when you know that I'm wrong. Just don't say "you really are useless". Be more creative than that.
Buttplug.
