Hi Amsterdammed, welcome to the board.
Putting code in your page head to disable the status bar is going to get you declined at many places including my link list.
Talk about doing anything to a young girl is also going to get you declined.
"Peeing straight in a young girl’s Mouth?"
You have two sets of page closing tags on all of your pages.
Pages loaded fine for me, but I'm a on a really fast connection.
PS: I'm off to go bitch slap the reviewer for accepting this site. It should not have been accepted.