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Originally Posted by Cleo
We need to have Sparky cloned…
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I was cloned once. And my clone was absolutely rotten. He cursed all the time and was always foul mouthed. It didn't matter what time of the day it was he was always cursing. Even when talking to little kids, parents, other people in social settings. It was rediculous.
So, one day, I figured, I have to fix this once and for all. I invited my clone up to the top of a building where we were talking and he just kept cursing and cursing. So, I pushed him over the edge.
The police showed up and arrested me. I said, you can't arrest me for murder, because I killed myself. You cannot arrest me for suicide, because I am still alive.
The officer thought for a while and said:
"We're arresting you for....
making an obscene clone fall"
hahaha