G'day my fine feathered friends. I'm just sitting here sipping my coffee with artificial flavored creamer and pondering the very existence of man, as I do many mornings. I have stumbled upon one truth - I believe it's time to clip my toenails.
I'll be here and there all day. Just when you start missing me, I'll be sure to interject and make a fool of myself somewhere.
Oh, and let me say special hello to someone special. Good morning, Cibi - you pathetic shit eater.