Mornin all
Cleo... you really need to find you some little submissive boys/boyz/gurlz/whathefuckever who'd love to come put up and take down your shutters, rub your feet, vacuum, do the dishes, and leave. Plus you'd be helping them fulfill their fantasies. Win-win. (win-win-win if you shoot it too).
Holly... congrats on the new office space. You just reminded me we have some python/bdsm photos somewhere. Have to take another look through those.
Sue... hope your dog gets better soon.
Simon
P.S. Question of the day from one of our discussion boards:
"How do you explain it to the hospital staff when your wife apologizes for using her safeword during childbirth?"