You're far from screwed - you've got assets that many would give their right arm for (the ability to take nice photos, and access to some pretty girls).
Yes - do the mod rewrite to make dynamic pages look static (it will ride with the SEs, LLs and other link traders). As long as it looks static it doesn't matter if it's actually dynamic. What they don't know won't hurt em as long as you play it straight.
Do the free site and gallery thing and submit them to link lists and tgps - put it on another domain perhaps - and make Cal Models your "sponsor" that you're advertising. Two girls - 10 pics of each [for FS, 1x15 for galleries] - and it'll be sweet.
On Cal Models itself - I'd make the "join" links vastly more obvious... on every page... bigger... bolder... that discrete "click here if you haven't got a pwd" link simply won't do.
CLICK HERE NOW TO JOIN CALGARY MODELS FOR FREE!
No dirty tricks, no Credit Card required, join with your email address only, no spam guaranteed.
If you're not doing double opt in with TOS/TAC that allow mailings already I'd change that on the double.
Don't give up - you're well and truly unscrewed
