I love the spams that are unintentionally written with ambiguous meanings. Here's a recent headline that cracked me up:
Get a KILLER Penis!!!! 
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Now my first thought was: What does the thing do, harpoon people to death?
I guess it's like having a weapon of mass destruction in your pants.
Your new killer penis will not only add an extra 6 inches to your love life, but you'll get 10-20 years in the state penitentiary, too.
Hmmm...have you ever noticed the similarities between the words penitentiary and penis?
Fisty
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