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I received that email. I didn't fucking like it. So there. Poo poo on all of you who love getting shit like that. If I sign up with Cocksucker Cash and Fuckface Bucks emails me to inform me about their new program - it's spam to me. How am I supposed to know that Governor McCheez owns both? I'm not about to be apologetic for feeling the same way SirMoby did when he got it and I retain the right to rebuke any attempt at chastizing me for not liking unsolicited bullshit email. It pisses me off that people feel they have some right to send you an email everytime a fresh wind passed between their buttocks just because you made the huge fucking mistake of signing up with anything they're involved with.

Jim, I've seen that same analogy used over and over again in the last couple of years and I still call it bullshit. You want to know why? It has never bothered me to receive the occasional flyer from local businesses or some idiot offering me supposedly better insurance rates. How often do you hear anyone complain about real world junk mail? Hardly ever. However, since the first kb of spam was sent, everyone has complained about it. It's cheap and we get bombarded with the shit. The bombardment is what made computer generated junk mail illegal.

You stay classy, San Diego.