Someone dial 9-1-1 , I'm having a seizure! Or maybe just a severe acid flashback |rasta|
But seriously, the animiated background I think is too much. I'm young, sit in front of the computer alot, and my eyes still hurt from it.
Just imagine how a middle-aged adult male new to the internet must feel when he comes across your page!
If you kept it static I think your results would be better.
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