I guess I am still trying to imagine the conversation where we are all sitting around discussing our "masturbation problem" with other friends and family members. I can hear it now.... "Kathy, I know we shouldn't discuss this, cause it's just going to make us wanna do it even more...but are you still fingering yourself before bedtime, or have you decided to tie your hand to the bedpost (as suggested further in his ranting) to prevent doing it anymore?"
