[Useless]

I'd rather go to the DMV. I'm having a rotten fucking morning - I don't mind telling ya.

My now defunct host, hence forth known as Unskilled Host (skilledhost.com), has HIS fucking site back up, yet he no longer replies to my emails concerning my most recent data. Hmmm. My new host seems okay, but I chose a VPS plan with Plesk. Why did I choose Plesk over CPanel eventhough I am far more familiar and comfortable with CPanel? I don't know. The last time I tried Plesk, it was brief and it ended with me asking the host to unplug the server and toss it out the window. (They ended up giving me CPanel) I'm far too retarded for Plesk. Sure, it's pretty, but so am I - and I'm fucking useless. Oh, not to mention that getting AWStats to work with Plesk is nearly impossible, so I only have Webalizer. Fuck me with a broomstick! I'm going to end up asking them to switch me to a CPanel plan - I know it. But that means setting up my nameservers again and uploading my shit AGAIN and god damn it, I'm tired and miserable. Probably more miserable than tired, but definately tired too.

It's a damned good thing that my level of dysfunction runs so deep that I'm most happy when I'm really unhappy.