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While we're on the subject of Boudreaux:

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought “I’m not hiring that lazy Cajun…”, so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux, hoping he wouldn’t be able to answer the questions, and he’d be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.

The first question was, Without using numbers, represent the number 9. Boudreaux says, “Dat’s easy” and proceeds to draw three tree’s.

The boss says, “What the hells that?”

Boudreaux says “Tree ‘n tree n’ tree makes nine”.

Fair enough, says the boss.

Second question, same rules, but represent 99. Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. “Der ya go sir” he says.

The boss scratches his head and says, ” How on earth do you get that to represent 99?

Boudreaux says ” each tree’s dirty now! so it’s dirty tree, n’ dirty tree n’ dirty tree, dats 99.

The boss is getting worried he’s going to have to hire him, so he says, “All right, question three. Same rules again, but represent the number 100″.

Boudreaux stares into space again, then he shouts, “I got it!” he makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says “There ya go sir. 100.”

The boss looks at Boudreaux’s attempt and thinks, “Ha! got him this time.” “Go on Boudreaux, you must be crazy if you think that represents a hundred.”

Boudreaux leans forward and points to the marks at the tree bases, and says, “A little dog comes along and craps by each tree, so now ya got, dirty tree an’ a turd, dirty tree an’ a turd, and dirty tree an’ a turd, which makes a hundred, when do I start my job?”


And my favorite Boudreaux of all time:

Boudreaux died and was on his way down to Hell. In anticipation, the Devil turned up the thermostat to make it extra warm for Boudreaux. When Boudreaux arrived, the Devil asked, "Hey Boudreaux, how do you like the heat down here?"
Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's just fine. It reminds me of Bayou PonPon in July."

That made the Devil mad. That night, he turned the thermostat up all the way it could go. Man it was hot! When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "NOW how do you like it down here?"

Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's fine. It reminds me of August on Bayou Lafourche."

As you might expect, that made the Devil all the more mad. Well, that night, he turned the thermostat down all the way it could go! The whole place frosted over. Icicles started forming from the rafters. When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "How you like it NOW, Boudreaux?"

Boudreaux, shivering, through blue lips, says, "Mais cher, I'm one happy Cajun!"

The Devil was infuriated! He yelled, "What do you mean you're one happy Cajun?!!"

Boudreaux, still shivering says, "The Saints done won the Superbowl!"