"It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ means."
- William Jefferson Clinton
Never would I have imagined that one day I would find myself debating the word "nude" and also would have never have guessed that there would be more than one person who might attempt to include the wearing of undergarments and/or swimwear within the defintion. Go figure.

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Mommy, tuck me in. My head hurts.