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Old 2005-12-13, 12:00 AM   #32
Useless
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I killed a deer once - with a '93 Ford sExplorer. Never even saw her until she was sent flying back to where she came from. As I got out of my dented blood and shit splattered SUV, a witness to the event stopped his pickup, jumped out with a pistol in hand and ran over to the deer. No shots were fired. She wasn't even twitching. She was what I like to call "exceedingly unresponsive". The guy with the pickup and gun took the corpse. I took the check for $1,900 from the insurance company.

That same truck was hit my a rottweiler driving an old plymouth, but that's another story.
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