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Old 2005-12-17, 08:53 PM   #22
MadMax
"Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan
 
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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
Yes, but can it shave my scrote without nicking my most tenderist of flesh? Oh wait, nevermind.
In fact it can, plus it can give you movie times, take dictation and keep track of shit.

If it could give blowjobs it would be the Samsung A-69 "Girlfriend".

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