Jesus, Mary and Joseph, it seems like it was just the beginning of January. My wife is already telling me what she wants for Christmas.
On a good note, she found a car she fell in love with. One of our friend's kids has a small chevy convertible that he needs to get rid of. And, the kid needs to get rid of so fast so I am going to lowball him today

He is moving to California and has no place to keep it and really needs money
This is the same way I was able to buy my first big TV. Some moron got his tax return and spent $1200 on a TV. By the end of the month he couldn't pay rent and his wife threatened to leave him. I took it off his hands for $400
Oh, how I miss the days of buying foodstamps for 25-50 cents on the dollar

The life of living around lowlife rednecks without jobs.